by Your ER Doc on May 14, 2009
I think one of the fundamental desires of humans is to be appreciated. They want to do things that are important, they want to make an impact on other people, and they want acknowledgement for their efforts. I suspect ER doctors are no different, and many of them (including me) probably went into medicine to satisfy this desire.
Sometimes however, you don’t want to be thanked.
One such time was a few years ago, when I had a man in his early 60’s present to the ER with fevers, rash, and feeling crummy for a couple weeks. His symptoms were not adding up to a typical infection, so I ran some tests. Turns out he had acute leukemia. This was obviously terrible news, and I had to deliver it. The man was typically upset, but took the news with great composure. He then asked if he could go home.
I said, “No, you’ve got to be admitted for treatment, and you’ll probably be in the hospital for quite a while.” He needed induction chemotherapy, and he was going to have a tough time. He really didn’t want to be admitted to the hospital, because it turns out, he had cancelled his health insurance last year. He couldn’t afford the premiums anymore. He was hoping to make it to age 65, and get Medicare benefits, before he had any serious health problems. As the wheels were turning in his head, I came to realize that I had given him several pieces of bad news all at once. He was very ill, he could die, he was going to have a long and difficult hospital course, and he was going to lose all his money.
I checked on him several more times before he was admitted, and each time, he expressed his sincere appreciation and gratitude to me.
I wanted to say “For what? So I could give you the worst news of your life?”
Sometimes feeling appreciated is a shallow goal.
by Your ER Doc on May 4, 2009
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by Your ER Doc on April 25, 2009
Lewis Black recently lamented the fact that in celebration of Earth Day, no one ever gets Mother Earth what it really wants–for all of us to die! Perhaps she will be somewhat mollified with a new and apparently more serious version of swine flu, that has been causing some impressive outbreaks lately. I admit I am not an expert on swine flu, or swine, but I do have two daughters whose bedroom reminds me often of a swine pen. Therefore I feel qualified to summarize some pertinent information about swine flu here:
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1) Swine flu is similar to other influenza viruses, but in the past has not caused much in the way of human illness.
2) This new swine flu seems to be worse, and more likely to infect humans.
3) The media will scare us all about it.
4) Current vaccines are unlikely to be helpful against swine flu, but perhaps antiviral medications would be helpful.
5) Careful hygiene practices should be used to avoid getting infected.
6) Calling someone a “swine” is now even more derogatory than before.
I for one, am suffering from an overload of global crises at this moment, and therefore cannot expend anymore mental or emotional energy worrying about swine flu. I will therefore leave it in my mental crisis inbasket along with bird flu, killer bees, muslim extremism, illegal immigration and stagflation
by Your ER Doc on April 24, 2009
One of our more commonly seen fractures is the appropriately named “Boxer’s fracture.” This results from punching objects, usually a wall, sometimes another person’s face. The hand is broken at the neck of the pinky metacarpal bone, just before the big knuckle. One recent sufferer from this injury is a young man who I know well. However, he did not punch a wall, or a person’s face. No, he punched his friend’s butt. Yes, that’s right. I thought I’d seen it all. All I know is, I wish my butt was firm enough to cause hand fractures, but sadly, punching it would barely result in a sprain.
by Your ER Doc on April 13, 2009
Perhaps my least favorite thing about my job is night shifts. As I get older, they get more and more painful. If I don’t get a nap before going in at 11pm, my brain gradually turns to oatmeal. Come 4am, and I’m hoping I don’t have to think very much. A sore throat or ear infection is about all I want to tackle.
One surprising side effect of night shifts is that the nurses start getting chatty, and all kinds of intense conversations spring up. Last night, I was working with some of my favorite nurses and we somehow started talking about religion. My usual rule is not to get into any debates about religion, because it never ends well. Unfortunately at 4 in the morning, it seems like you can really get to the bottom of these issues and solve them. You can’t. We spent a good hour sifting through all kinds of intense religious theory, wasting valuable charting (or napping) time. Huge waste. Luckily, I don’t think anyone was mad or offended by the end of shift.