New Year Medical Resolutions

Good news everybody, I’ve just distilled every New Year’s resolution in the world down to just one: In 2012 I’m going to be perfect! Why don’t you join me?!

You might not stop smoking, lose weight, be nicer to your spouse, or stop driving so fast, but otherwise you’re going to be perfect. Just be who you are, and happy about it.

I might eat too fast or slurp my soup. My wife says I snore. My eyebrows are kind of crazy. I don’t always make the bed.

But otherwise I’m perfect.

OK, occasionally I get cranky with people who don’t deserve it. I admit my fashion sense can be downright absent. I forgive myself.

I’m sure I could be better in many ways, but all in due time.

Meanwhile I’m going to continue to enjoy myself, and I suggest you all do the same.

Happy New Year!

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